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Drew - Via Twitter
#WhatMadeMeMadAsAKid Bitches and hoes...bitches and hoes.
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#WhatMadeMeMadAsAKid Having such a low alcohol tolerance that 2 Zimas left me unconscious. Its hard to pick up chicks that way.
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#WhatMadeMeMadAsAKid Having 12 different babysitters who all tried to play "this will be our little secret" with me. #ItsExactlyWhatYouThink
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Sometimes when Im feeling depressed I like to remember that people used to die from gout. That makes me smile. #GoutMakesMeHappy
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Anyone else really like looking at that violin players boobs on the iphone commercial? Yeah, I figured I was the only pervert. #iphoneBoobs
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About to blow the lid off the Pizza Hut sausage conspiracy...stay tuned #ItsAlpacaMeat
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Finally figured out why rosemary is my favorite seasoning, must b frm when Roman Polanski molested me when I was 26 yrs old #ImRosemarysBaby
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@balconyfool And make sure you check ur Twitter more often, my tweets r so juicy they make everyones day 12 times better #Guaranteed
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@balconyfool The mighty Pauly G returns! Glad to see u r still alive! Also glad to see you went with the @ThatKevinSmith halloween costume!
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So I just won a shit ton of money playing keno...who needs an investor for their business idea? #Keno #ImRich
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@HeatherDawn9810 Your $3 Pinecone check is in the mail.
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If this old piece of shit gray haired dude at the country club gives me one more shitty look Im going to kick him in his old balls #Ass
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Ppl like to say I use cat fur clippers 2 trim my beard, but I like to say the cats use my beard trimmer 2 clip their fur #BoughtItAtPetsmart
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Just popped a bottle of champagne...thanks for nothing 5 days of sobriety. #TimeToDrink
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5 full days without alcohol...about ready to start doing mouth wash shots. #Listerene
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Just played real life #OregonTrail driving the highway from Wyoming to Nebraska, survived the blizzard, died of dysentery when I got home.
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Name dropped @tori_mich @ Arbys in N Platte 2 get free curly fries, instead they slapped me & charged me double for my soda #WhatsUpWithThat
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The perfect vinyl soundtrack for your Thursday evening. #Beatles https://t.co/v9IR8hPV
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Pizza Guy Bangs Wife Part 6 #SixWordFilmPlots
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The toughest thing about being a stay at home dad is knowing every single mom at library story time wants me bad. #Sluts
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